<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Lucifer&apos;s Lexicon</title><description>Modern life, properly defined.</description><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/</link><language>en-gb</language><item><title>CONSULTANT, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/consultant/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/consultant/</guid><description>One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>CULTURE, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/culture/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/culture/</guid><description>The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>POWERPOINT, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/powerpoint/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/powerpoint/</guid><description>A medium in which uncertainty gains bullet points.</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>CLOUD, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/cloud/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/cloud/</guid><description>Someone else&apos;s computer, made mysterious enough to justify recurring payment.</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>X, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/x/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/x/</guid><description>A social network renamed after the mark traditionally used to indicate an error.</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>AGILE, adj.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/agile/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/agile/</guid><description>Able to change direction quickly, provided the steering committee approves.</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>OWNERSHIP, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/ownership/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/ownership/</guid><description>Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>BANKER, n.</title><link>https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/banker/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://lucifers-lexicon/lexicon/banker/</guid><description>One who lends what did not exist and forecloses upon what does.</description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>