A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

Subjects

Finance & Startups.

Banking, investment, venture capital, startup mythology and the movement of numbers until they acquire claims on real things.

1 published definition

  1. Finance & Startups

    BANKER n.

    One who lends what did not exist and forecloses upon what does.