A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire

Modern life, properly defined.

The familiar, classified

Subjects.

Different departments. Much the same human nature.

27 definitions

Corporate Speak

Language used to make ordinary organisational behaviour sound strategic, collaborative, measurable or inevitable.

5 definitions

Meetings & Office Life

Ceremonies, calendars, office habits and the anthropology of professional collaboration.

6 definitions

Agile & Delivery

Agile, Scrum, SAFe, Kanban, delivery metrics, ceremonies and the consultancy ecosystem around them.

6 definitions

Consulting & Transformation

Consultancies, transformation programmes, operating models, slideware and the industrial production of recommendations.

10 definitions

People & HR

Employee measurement, performance, engagement, restructures, leadership programmes and human beings after conversion into organisational vocabulary.

2 definitions

Careers & Recruitment

Hiring, interviews, employer branding, candidate funnels and the rituals around finding work.

3 definitions

Product & Customer

Product management, discovery, roadmaps, customer experience and the organisational study of people attempting to buy or use things.

9 definitions

Software Engineering

Programming practices, testing, developer conventions, APIs and the ordinary absurdities of building software.

2 definitions

Architecture & DDD

Software architecture, modelling, domain-driven design, distributed systems patterns and architectural doctrine.

6 definitions

Cloud & Infrastructure

Cloud platforms, containers, platform engineering, distributed infrastructure and the economics of renting computers creatively.

4 definitions

Data & AI

Data platforms, analytics, generative AI, machine learning, corporate AI adoption and the numerical presentation of certainty.

1 definition

Security & Compliance

Cybersecurity, audits, security theatre, controls, policies and the formal documentation of trust.

3 definitions

Incidents & Operations

On-call life, outages, post-mortems, reliability engineering and the discovery that production is different.

2 definitions

Enterprise Software

Large business systems, implementation partners, ERP/CRM platforms and software that gradually becomes organisational structure.

3 definitions

Technology Companies

Named public technology companies, platforms and products treated as recognisable cultural objects.

4 definitions

Finance & Startups

Banking, investment, venture capital, startup mythology and the movement of numbers until they acquire claims on real things.

5 definitions

Governance & Procurement

Committees, approvals, procurement, risk, vendor processes and mechanisms for distributing responsibility.

1 definition

Remote & Hybrid Work

Workplace location policy, video meetings, asynchronous work and the effort to schedule spontaneity.

5 definitions

Consumer Digital Life

Social media, subscriptions, apps, streaming, online shopping, smart devices and the ordinary digital experience outside formal work.

0 definitions

Sustainability & Corporate Virtue

ESG, sustainability language, public commitments and the institutional measurement of virtue.