A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire

Modern life, properly defined.

Subjects

Product & Customer.

Product management, discovery, roadmaps, customer experience and the organisational study of people attempting to buy or use things.

3 published definitions

  1. Product & Customer

    MVP n.

    The smallest thing management is willing to call finished and customers are expected to call useful.

  2. Product & Customer

    ROADMAP n.

    A chronology of promises arranged before the obstacles are known.

  3. Product & Customer

    CUSTOMER JOURNEY n.

    The route by which a simple purchase acquires seventeen internal owners.