A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

MVP

n.The smallest thing management is willing to call finished and customers are expected to call useful.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a half-built bridge while a customer faces the missing span marked Phase 2.
The illustrated dictionary MVP
A connected train of thought

  1. Product & Customer

    ROADMAP n.

    A chronology of promises arranged before the obstacles are known.

  2. Product & Customer

    CUSTOMER JOURNEY n.

    The route by which a simple purchase acquires seventeen internal owners.

  3. Governance & Procurement

    BUSINESS CASE n.

    Arithmetic prepared in support of a conclusion already reached.

  4. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.