A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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POWERPOINT

n.A software package for dressing up big ideas with no substance in corporate colours and bullet points.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting polished corporate slides full of arrows, circles and bullet points while the audience applauds the empty ideas.
The illustrated dictionary POWERPOINT
A connected train of thought

  1. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.

  2. Data & AI

    GENERATIVE AI n.

    A method of generating plausible text and implausible valuations in a Ponzi scheme of mutual enthusiasm, whose promised return is a workforce without workers.

  3. Enterprise Software

    SAP n.

    Software designed to fit every business after sufficient alteration to resemble none.