A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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CONSULTANT

n.One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a consultant's recommendation while the organisation behind it is quietly rearranged.
The illustrated dictionary CONSULTANT
A connected train of thought

  1. Consulting & Transformation

    POWERPOINT n.

    A software package for dressing up big ideas with no substance in corporate colours and bullet points.

  2. Enterprise Software

    SAP n.

    Software designed to fit every business after sufficient alteration to resemble none.

  3. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.