A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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SAP

n.Software designed to fit every business after sufficient alteration to resemble none.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting standard SAP software while a business owner receives a heap of custom modules, legacy interfaces and local rules.
The illustrated dictionary SAP
A connected train of thought

  1. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.

  2. Consulting & Transformation

    POWERPOINT n.

    A software package for dressing up big ideas with no substance in corporate colours and bullet points.

  3. Cloud & Infrastructure

    KAFKA n.

    A system for ensuring that no event is truly lost, merely waiting somewhere you have not yet inspected.