A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

SECURITY AWARENESS

n.The annual instruction not to perform the behaviour required by several daily workflows.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a prohibition sign while staff are directed through daily workflow doors requiring the prohibited behaviour.
The illustrated dictionary SECURITY AWARENESS
A connected train of thought

  1. Agile & Delivery

    SAFE n.

    A system for preserving the spirit of agility by protecting management from it.

  2. Governance & Procurement

    GOVERNANCE n.

    The machinery by which a decision acquires enough signatures to become nobody's fault.

  3. Data & AI

    HUMAN IN THE LOOP n.

    A person retained to accept responsibility for the machine's decisions.