A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

SAFE

n.A system for preserving the spirit of agility by protecting management from it.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer locking comfortable management inside a safe while an agile delivery team drags a train of bureaucracy outside.
The illustrated dictionary SAFE
A connected train of thought

  1. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.

  2. Corporate Speak

    AUTONOMY n.

    Freedom to choose among approved alternatives.

  3. Corporate Speak

    ALIGNMENT n.

    Agreement sufficiently vague to survive contact with disagreement.