A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

STORY POINT

n.An imaginary unit of effort, valued chiefly for the precision with which it obscures time.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer assigning exactly thirteen story points to a tangled feature while a real clock and calendar remain hidden under a cloth.
The illustrated dictionary STORY POINT
A connected train of thought

  1. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.

  2. Agile & Delivery

    SAFE n.

    A system for preserving the spirit of agility by protecting management from it.

  3. Cloud & Infrastructure

    KUBERNETES n.

    A system for arranging containers so that nobody knows where the application is.