A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

AGILE

adj.A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a blank sprint plan as total adaptability while a software team begins work without a plan.
The illustrated dictionary AGILE
A connected train of thought

  1. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.

  2. Consulting & Transformation

    POWERPOINT n.

    A software package for dressing up big ideas with no substance in corporate colours and bullet points.

  3. Corporate Speak

    OWNERSHIP n.

    Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.