A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

Subjects

People & HR.

Employee measurement, performance, engagement, restructures, leadership programmes and human beings after conversion into organisational vocabulary.

2 published definitions

  1. People & HR

    CULTURE n.

    The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.

  2. Corporate Speak

    OWNERSHIP n.

    Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.