A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

eNPS

n.A measure of employee feeling, converted into a number so that it may be ignored scientifically.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a rising employee score while employee comments are discarded in a feedback bin.
The illustrated dictionary eNPS
A connected train of thought

  1. People & HR

    CULTURE n.

    The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.

  2. Corporate Speak

    OWNERSHIP n.

    Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.

  3. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.