A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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PERFORMANCE REVIEW

n.An annual ceremony in which twelve months of work are compressed into three adjectives.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer compressing twelve months of an employee's work into a review card containing the adjectives solid, strong and developing.
The illustrated dictionary PERFORMANCE REVIEW
A connected train of thought

  1. People & HR

    RIGHT-SIZING n.

    Redundancy expressed by someone retaining a role.

  2. People & HR

    eNPS n.

    A measure of employee feeling, converted into a number so that it may be ignored scientifically.

  3. People & HR

    CULTURE n.

    The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.