A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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OWNERSHIP

n.Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer assigning responsibility and blame while authority, tools and resources remain locked away.
The illustrated dictionary OWNERSHIP
A connected train of thought

  1. People & HR

    CULTURE n.

    The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.

  2. People & HR

    eNPS n.

    A measure of employee feeling, converted into a number so that it may be ignored scientifically.

  3. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.