A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

CULTURE

n.The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing a pristine values poster while management rewards corner-cutting, blame and quarterly results.
The illustrated dictionary CULTURE
A connected train of thought

  1. Corporate Speak

    OWNERSHIP n.

    Responsibility bestowed without the vulgar accompaniment of power.

  2. People & HR

    eNPS n.

    A measure of employee feeling, converted into a number so that it may be ignored scientifically.

  3. Agile & Delivery

    AGILE adj.

    A software-development method for treating the absence of a plan as adaptability.