A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

The dictionary

B.

Definitions filed under B.

Definitions

  1. Finance & Startups

    BANKER n.

    One who lends what did not exist and forecloses upon what does.

  2. Governance & Procurement

    BUSINESS CASE n.

    Arithmetic prepared in support of a conclusion already reached.