A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

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Definitions

  1. People & HR

    eNPS n.

    A measure of employee feeling, converted into a number so that it may be ignored scientifically.

  2. Incidents & Operations

    ERROR BUDGET n.

    The approved quantity of failure.