A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire

Modern life, properly defined.

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  1. Agile & Delivery

    VELOCITY n.

    A number derived from the past and employed to disappoint the future.

  2. Finance & Startups

    VENTURE CAPITALIST n.

    A gambler distinguished from the ordinary kind by playing with other people's pensions.