A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

The dictionary

H.

Definitions filed under H.

Definitions

  1. People & HR

    HEADCOUNT n.

    People after conversion into budget.

  2. People & HR

    HEADCOUNT FREEZE n.

    A hiring ban that freezes vacancies, but not the work.

  3. Data & AI

    HUMAN IN THE LOOP n.

    A person retained to accept responsibility for the machine's decisions.