A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

ALIGNMENT

n.Agreement sufficiently vague to survive contact with disagreement.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting a neat alignment diagram while agreeable colleagues hide papers and arrows pointing in different directions.
The illustrated dictionary ALIGNMENT
A connected train of thought

  1. Corporate Speak

    ACCOUNTABILITY n.

    Responsibility assigned downward after authority has remained above.

  2. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.

  3. Consulting & Transformation

    POWERPOINT n.

    A software package for dressing up big ideas with no substance in corporate colours and bullet points.