A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

ALL-HANDS

n.A meeting requiring everybody's attendance and very few people's participation.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing a packed audience attending an executive presentation while only the executive and compact Lucifer speak at the microphones.
The illustrated dictionary ALL-HANDS
A connected train of thought

  1. Product & Customer

    CUSTOMER JOURNEY n.

    The route by which a simple purchase acquires seventeen internal owners.

  2. Governance & Procurement

    GOVERNANCE n.

    The machinery by which a decision acquires enough signatures to become nobody's fault.

  3. People & HR

    PERFORMANCE REVIEW n.

    An annual ceremony in which twelve months of work are compressed into three adjectives.