A dictionary of modern lifeOriginal definitions · Illustrated satire
Lucifer’s Lexicon

Modern life, properly defined.

From the dictionary

RETURN TO OFFICE

n.An accounting exercise in which office-space costs are justified by compulsory video calls between adjacent desks.

A hand-drawn satirical comic showing Lucifer presenting office-space costs while two colleagues sitting at adjacent desks conduct a compulsory video call with one another.
The illustrated dictionary RETURN TO OFFICE
A connected train of thought

  1. Corporate Speak

    ALIGNMENT n.

    Agreement sufficiently vague to survive contact with disagreement.

  2. People & HR

    CULTURE n.

    The behaviour rewarded after the values have been printed.

  3. Consulting & Transformation

    CONSULTANT n.

    One who learns your business from your employees and recommends it back to you in slides.